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I am a fanatic for a twenty-five year old brit running around the streets of Hollywood pretending to be...Edward, Cedric, Toby, Art, Tyler, Jacob, Eric, Georges, Dali and whoever else he wants to pretend to be besides the fact that he is just simply....
Our Beloved ROB!
But no matter what he will always be my favorite fucking Vampire EVER!
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Rob at the “On the Road” premiere in Cannes
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Omfg I’m deaddddddddd
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OK how long can you stare at this?
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“He’d told me he’d kill for me and I believed that… but would he really die for me? Did he care for...”
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His face when they were taking about kristen ❤
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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omfg…his socks are probably as adorable as him!!! pahlease!!!
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I despise paparazzi photos…but this time I have to make an exception and post one just to award the epic fail award to every nonsten out there that ranks on this “promo” excuse they keep using for Breaking Dawn shots of affection between Rob and Kristen…
Spew all the hate you want but it doesn’t change a thing.
Rob and Kristen are together together and I love that it rubs you all the wrong way and gets you all bent outta shape about it….Happiest day EVER in the fandom!!! whoo hoo!!!
She bats her long lashes at me, her expression is shy, and she feels insecure.
There are times when only one person can make it all go away.
“Isabella, Come to Daddy and I will make it all better baby girl.”
A ONESHOT
NOT FOR EVERYONE
I don’t like airing dirty laundry in public but it seems I need to protect my own reputation as an author and I am not the kind of person that sits back and lets anyone try to ruin what I worked my ass off to accomplish.
There are certain traits I carry.
1. I try to be honest about everything. I genuinely do. I don’t make shit up because there is no reason.
2. I have some morals. granted I am a perve but I do know right from wrong.
3. I love this fandom and NO ONE is going to drive me away like so many others have done because of the shit I am about to reveal.
4. If I am innocent of something I WILL DEFEND MY ASS TILL MY DYING BREATH if I am being accused of something I did not do.
In other words if my lawyer said I don’t want you on the stand to testify and I was innocent I would tell him to go fuck himself and I would sit up there and DEFEND MYSELF! so with that…..
It has recently come to my attention that someone in this fandom has been speaking of me in a very bad light and I believe she has turned people against me because she feels I wronged her. I am publicly denying any wrongdoing on my part. What happened between us SHOULD HAVE STAYED BETWEEN US, but apparently that isn’t the case on her side.
I wrote Edwards Eternal Kiss. It was my story and at the suggestion of a few I got a beta.
Her name is Tracy also known as FangMe.
Tracy helped me tremendously with the story BUT…when we had a disagreement about a chapter she beta’d she hinted that I should have made her coauthor. Tracy DID NOT START UNTIL LATE IN THE STORY AND SHE ONLY BETA’D GIVING ME SOME INPUT.
I was shocked that she felt she should have gotten credit for my story that I worked so freaking hard on. Needless to say we went our separate ways and I thought it was behind me. I never spoke badly of her after that horrible incident and its been months.
Now I am learning that she has been talking about me to many others in this fandom and saying some horrible shit about how I dropped her.
If I was the evil witch she is making me out to be I would have never given her credit for her help in EEK and I certainly would not have put all that mess behind me and publicly thanked her in the final Chapter of Edwards Eternal Kiss.
Tracy what you have been saying is bullshit. You were still an awesome beta but when you get angry you lash out and you did it on one of my chapters. I can’t work with someone so emotionally unstable and you can deny this all you want and I don’t really care if anyone believes this or not but I want to say to those that may see this…to remember there are always two sides to a story and then there is the truth.
I have told my side and it is the truth. I had no idea that Marg my second beta would be caught up in this mess but I lost her and thought she had sided with Tracy. I am an idiot and Marg I am so sorry that you were collateral damage.
This is a warning to all those out there.
There are very few people in this fandom who fall under the ”FUCKING BITCH” title and go around trying to hurt others with words. It is sad. Pathetic and I am so fucking happy to say that she can spew all she wants about me but in the end it seems her ability to stick others in the back with a knife is finally coming back at her.
Karma is a bitch Tracy and not you or any other soulless monster out there is going to EVER DRIVE ME AWAY FROM MY LOVE FOR ROB and Twilight!
I know we have lost dozens of writers and I hate to inform you but this hOOr isn’t that easily swayed. Hell threaten my family, slit my tires, publicly mock me but when all is said and done…I AM STILL GOING TO BE HERE DOING WHAT I LOVE TO DO AND NO ONE WILL DRIVE ME OFF!
I apologize for airing this to all my friends…it seems that I have far more friends that enemies but at least now, I know they are out there and I won’t hesitate to call them out on their BS.
Tracy you got pissed when I asked for a chapter that you had for several days. When you finally sent it back it had 2 corrections. was and and. You went into this knowing full well that I write faster than most and post regularly and I get antsy when i have a chapter finished and uposted…it drives me batshit crazy and you said you had no problem with my quick posting schedule.
Every chapter before that was marked in RED throughout that I got back from you. You cannot tell me that you were angry and just sent it back so you didn’t have to deal with it. If you had wanted to go off on your own you could have just said so. I would have respected you more for it. But then you sent me this godawful email about how you should be credited for co authoring Edwards Eternal Kiss.
You didn’t even come to beta until around chapter 40 and there are 69. You stopped betaing around 50 something I am not sure of the exact time.
I am sorry but I disagree with your opinion that you should have been Co author. You did barely any of what I had.
It was my idea, my story, my plot, and I worked my ass off on it. I will give you credit for beta’ing it but that is where it ends and so does this bullshit you are talking.
Grow the fuck up and find something else to put your energy into. If you keep going at the rate you are in this fandom….you won’t have many friends left and I find that sad. Don’t alienate yourself from this fandom. I love this place and if you keep on the current path that you are going, you will see that what you say about others comes back to bite you in the ass.
You betrayed me and you will be lucky if I ever forgive you for it.
You obviously didn’t read the final chapter of EEK where I thanked you.
I even had reviews tell me that I was the bigger person to still give you credit and at the time I did it because it was right and I still stand by it.
Just stop whatever you are doing and think about what you have already caused.
I love EVERY PERSON THAT TAKES THE TIME TO READ WHAT I WRITE AND I APPRECIATE IT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART….
now with that I have a chapter to go finish up and post…..and again I am putting this behind me to rest.
I hope you do too Tracy.
Andrea
aka Robshandmonkey~
and I am a VERY PROUD member of the Dangerous Circle that Tracy has put me into according to others she has hurt in her quest to do what? I have no idea but whatever!!!
Q: It cracks me up that you have to do such lousy manips because you will never get real pics like these. These 2 will never work together again and the scenes in BD2 will be just as boring as they were in BD1. And if you want anyone to think the girl is KStew then please don't give her anything above an A-cup because it's so obvious that it's not her. Pathetic.
you won’t get pics like this because this because they are a very private couple and prefer NOT to taint their relationship in the media..and who cares if they work together again really? They are the sexiest couple in the industry…and you are a total idiot to even think we are trying to pass off the manipulation as it being them. I don’t get how so many of you think manipulations are created to mimic them. It’s not the intent of the photo being them…its visualizing them in the scene or theme of the photo you fucking moron. Anonymous my ass…I know exactly who you are. Your pissed because I stopped following you because your world is centered around making bashing comments and ragging on Kristen. It doesn’t matter what you say or do…U will still be no one to him every night when you fall asleep. snorts out a laugh….rolls her eyes……..
“Let’s play a game.” He walks back to his desk and pulls open the top drawer. He pulls out a box of cigarettes, a lighter out of his pocket and then lights one up.
He walks back around and I swear it almost feels like he is stalking me. It is strange.
“You tell me every bad thing you have ever done in your life, and I will tell you some of mine.”
“Some?” I cock my brow up.
“Trust me little lady, my some, will fill the rest of the hours left till daylight.”
My breath hitches.
“You go first.” He smirks, takes a hit and I watch him inhale deeply. Slowly he walks closer. I eye his cigarette and he smirks.
I open my mouth slightly and he places it on my lips, and I inhale. He pulls it back; I blow the calming smoke out of my nose.
“Your turn.” I smirk up at him.
TABOO by Robshandmonkey
He snorts out a laugh, calms and then narrows his eyes, “I drive insanely fast.”
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This one’s called the Victoria knot.
Music—Sohodolls - I’m Not Cool
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Update—This video has gotten more notes in 4 hours than the previous one earned in 3 weeks. One can only deduce that Tumblr prefers the Victoria knot to the Windsor.
this is really a forever reblog situation
GAAWWWD SDHALKDGAJKSFAKSF
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